My Beautiful Contracts

My beautiful Contracts... If people listed specifically on my Hate List, as well as any other individual want to be able to MAYBE talk to ME (Astrid Camille Constant, Born 29th July 1979 at 4:00 AM Tegucigalpa HONDURAS), on a given stage for the purpose of closure of this sordid chapter of my life, they must first sign a release form/contract that allows, ME (Astrid Camille Constant born 29th July 1979 at 4:00 AM, Tegucigalpa HONDURAS) or anyone I specifically designate to do what ever I/they want to do with them, with the exception of killing, this includes Lobotomy in the special cases where I specifically designate an individual (NB: Minors are not allowed to sign this release forms/contracts) Me or those I designate are allowed to designate any willing person or person who has signed these release forms/contracts, to do, "the dirty work". (NB: I would really prefer it be done in this way as much as possible). The person designated is only allowed to do to what is specifically asked and nothing more or less. This person can be any willing person alive (also includes minors), or person who has signed these release forms/contracts. I ask of my lawyers to make sure all of this is done legally, and if not, to declare these contracts as void (. People signing this form also allow any living able person to do Black Voodoo/Magic on them for the rest of their existence. Ex: pimples, nose picking, itching, head aches, lung torture, glaucoma... See Voodoo/Magic Post for more details.

If I decide to talk to you, the event can under no circumstance be broadcasted or recorded in any way. It is only for the EYES of those present.

Furthermore certain people may be allowed (for a limited time only) to live on property owned by me (not including the place I currently live in), they must also sign this release form/contract (Food, Electricity, Gas, Water not included).

NB: This release form is not retractable. No time limit. It lasts FOR EVER! But Cops must make sure the people signing them are fully aware of what they are signing, and the implications involved, and make sure there is no one merging with the person: making it hard for them to understand and/or too much Voodoo/Magic pressure/influence, like for example possession.


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PS: Getting out of Jail to get a lot of money is not "saving your life". I NEVER EVER want to sign this Type of Release form/contract, in my present or future incarnations. If my body ends up doing this (in its present or future reincarnations), there is Something Absolutely Wrong, and this release form/contract should be considered void. To make sure of this and the possibility of the miss-use of such Contracts, I Demand of my Lawyers to patent this type of Contract Exclusively to ME (Astrid Camille Constant, Born 29th July 1979, Tegucigalpa HONDURAS at 4:00 AM) for an Unlimited Period of Time.


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